Absolutely.

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

I think many of us were surprised it wasn’t the GRU’s calling-card of choice, Polonium. For whatever reason, they wanted at least a bare fig-leaf of plausible deniability this time.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

any excuse to share this and make fun of jared:

hahahahahahaha!!!! that’s great!!!

I’m hoping not, and that the next instance of it will be: “Intelligence on Kushner’s foreign business deals leads to impeachment of President Trump, Mike Pence, and Paul Ryan.”

Right, but abortion is something ladies do, often without the permission of their owners. Gun rights would be someone telling a MAN what he can or can’t do. And Mike Pence is a man. So, obviously, outlawing abortion is fine but gun rights are sacrosanct.

But you shall be risen, my friend!

“Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women.”

Every time I hear a politician say “wholesome family values,” I immediately start thinking about breakfast cereal.

If it was scripted then Rubio looks like an even bigger idiot.

Honestly, I’m surprised Marco showed up. That dude has to be some kind of glutton for public humiliation.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Lawmaker: You know, maybe we should have some restrictions on driving a car. Age limits, driving tests, eye exams, that sort of thing.

I think there’s another way to look at a possible relationship between white supremacy and mass shooters. It’s less about ideology and more about being “heard.” A white man might seek out white supremacist associations out of a fear and anger that the old systems which privileged them are dying. They’re angry of a…

Valentine’s day already had it’s own massacre, we didn’t need a new one.

I used to think these things. Then I decided that isn’t it awesome, an entire day dedicated to reminding us how great love is. It’s up to us to not commercialize it. I used to write long, goofy love notes on Valentine’s Day and make food and love at home. One year I cut up a bunch of paper hearts and wrote a handful…

Oh indeed...