I’ve seen this movie!

Imagine being the type of person who would spend $130,000 of their own money to cover for Donald Trump.

If you believe the theory that Melania can’t leave because of some insane prenup, perhaps an affair is one of the only thinks that would break it and they’re afraid what she would say/do if she could divorce him.

Maybe an affair is one of the only ways Melania could get out of a prenup with Donald and screw him over.

Now we’re just gonna pee on this little tree here and this little tree here and hey, this little tree here. Because we’re all good boys.

A lot is two words, though.

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I’m sick just thinking about it.  I know I won’t always be there and that’s scary as hell. I’ve taught her she doesn’t owe affection to anyone she doesn’t want to give it to, family members, friends, strangers, etc. I’ve tried to be super diligent about teaching her that she and only…

‘I’d heard about this stuff happening on the news,’ Taseen told me. ‘I just didn’t think it could happen to us.’

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

She can, like, super-duper shove that bird feeder up her soul cycle covered a$$.

My sister who is rather religious hates the “Jesus told me” or the “God is guiding me this way” crowd. According to her, it’s people wanting to do what they want to do but they won’t own it so they lay at Jesus’ feet and that’s not cool.

Oh, she’s terrible, and this is a pretty blatant attempt to re-brand herself that shows that she has basically no moral compass or scruples. However, I do find it interesting that she is the first to publicly turn on Trump without the pressure of a threatened indictment. I think she know shit is really bad, and she is…

Throw him a parade and them paper towels.

But their gated communities have walls! Nothing can get past a wall, right?

My ideals ALCS involves the Red Sox, the Yankees and a meteor.

My question for evangelicals:

at which point they discovered he had the personality of a slug and sent him on his way.

Hundreds if you count the Texas high school football teams that could beat the Browns.

My dad’s family were all coal miners. Grandpa demanded that both of his sons find jobs other than mining and to get away from the area because he knew that once the mines were done the towns around it were done as well. My dad and uncle both went into the automotive industry and moved north. Grandpa’s brothers all…

I’m too lazy, someone else photoshop that picture of a dude (with MAGA hat) sweating over two buttons, labeled: