I hear he doesn’t even enjoy steak anymore.

5. Election Day to be on a Sunday or to be made a national holiday.

I’ll go one further: zero private money for campaigns (whether from donors, from the candidates themselves, from PACs, from corporations, from unions, etc...).

Christ. I had the same idea when I was in 1st grade. My dad noticed and told me “making someone’s job harder when you don’t have to is not something good people do.” It clicked, immediately I realized I was being a little asshole, and that was that. This turd, though...

I am a cat person down to the core and I enjoyed the bejeebers out of this update. Currently waiting for the furballs to finish playing cat chess and join me under the blankets.

I feel its more insidious than that.

This is the Pence rabbit, Marlon Bundo. I can understand not wanting a pet yourself, but what kind of monster doesn’t get a kick out of this?

Agreed! I spent New Years Day in the ER and have been couch/bed bound for two days... Snuggles from these two are keeping me sane.

I want to yell this little monologue at him. The bad things you do are you, and you can’t do shitty things and think that feeling bad exonerates you.

How funny. I would think this was a good thing! They remember you! They even care enough to remember what food you like. Engaging with people in a friendly manner shouldn’t be so crippling.

Not quite sure why everyone

The thing where he calls his dad PotUS all the time, rather than Dad, makes me sad for some reason. Probably because a child being raised by a self-absorbed narcissistic man-baby is sad, even if the child in question is Don Jr.

Whenever I get anxious about Trump I remind myself that Flynn was facing up to 60 years in prison and whatever he told Mueller was worth having that reduced to 1 year.

Um, I will do that but important question: what if the only people who need a ride to polls are old white people? Because I’m definitely not taking them.

To be honest, here’s how I’m starting to look at it: the longer Trump lasts in office, the worse things will be for him when the hammer finally comes down.

Nah, it’s just the usual GOP line that “global warming can’t exist because it’s cold outside” that works with their base but is so colossally stupid.

Exactly. Like, how would people not understand a number? Either you signed more or you didn’t. It’s a number, not a fucking math equation.

God gave me two hands for a reason.

They should rebrand the others as Gallifreyan onions and charge a premium to Who fans.