SCOTCH EGGS. Freaking amazing.

Best way to have improved this entire article would be to make the following amendment to a section title:

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

He’s Halo’s husband, everyone knows that.

That not Zelda or Link, it’s a digimon!

“I didn’t read the article so it’s not my fault my comment was completely misinformed” isn’t a defense.

Imagine a child of divorced parents going to spend a week at camp. Parent A packs the kid a week’s worth of meals, a bag full of warm clothes and equipment, a tent, the train tickets and $5 “spending money”. Before boarding the train, Parent B steps in and takes away the meals, the warm clothes, the equipment, the…

The truth can be unpleasant.

Kristen is the friend who’s significant other you don’t actively hate or think is a terrible person, but you know they could do so much better.

From what I can tell the stock market has risen with news of the tax bill’s impending passing, so that’s telling people “the economy is better” regardless of veracity.

Could very well have been my vote... if it was, I am proud of myself.

Democrats are now tied with Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates after a recount that put Democrat Shelly Simonds ahead of Republican David Yancey by A SINGLE VOTE. Say it with me: dang your vote counts!!!!

He later inherited a lot of money, so he got his, so screw the rest of us.

Trump is surrounded by sycophants and not one person telling him the truth; that firing Mueller only makes him look guilty and most likely will get him impeached (for obstruction of justice). Only it will take until the 2018 election, because the democrats will take back the House. I’m hoping that the outrage sparked…

A 17-seat Republican majority wiped out in one election. Done by hard field work and knocking on doors and people choosing to run for office even when it seemed guaranteed they’d lose, not so much by funny tweets or clever op-ed’s.

Speaking of “neck,” I’d like to punch McConnell in his.

As long as they don’t have Rihanna playing a “Rihanna-lookalike” at the Met Ball (a la Ocean’s 12), we should be good.

In happier news:

Man I haven’t been cloned yet :(

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so…