Every Democrat needs to run ads that say “Republicans want to take away your health care.” “Republicans want to take away your Social Security.” “Republicans want to raise your taxes to give more breaks to corporations that relocate overseas.”
 

I was reading my son his bedtime story, and this time I was the one that was stalling because I was dreading checking in on the results. When I the great news, I called my son downstairs for a chocolate milk celebration. Tonight we celebrate; tomorrow we get back to work.

This needs more stars. By all means, people, celebrate. And then remember the anger and sorrow and impotence that have carried us for a year, and keep fighting like all hell. Never let up until he’s out, preferably replaced by a 50 foot tall Black, lesbian Amazon.

Haaa fuck yes.

As a Virginian, I was approaching this evening with a feeling of dread—I was concerned that the closing poll numbers really indicated the race for Gov. was tightening.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

I write myself in any time someone’s unopposed because then I get to write a sitcom in my head about a girl who accidentally elected herself comptroller when no one else bothered voting for anyone for comptroller.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

I will never understand the short term thinking of anyone who supports these ridiculous tax proposals that funnel even more money to the rich.

More like an inoculation: he made the immune system more sensitive and made it fight back.

That’s the part of sexual harassment that I think a lot of men miss. How dehumanizing it is. The way that you are not treated according to your individual education level, or experience, or skills, or personality. You are just a vagina and some tits. Whether you want a job or a relationship or just a fucking cup of…

Once again, The Onion got there first.

Raise your hand if you feel your mental health has been affected by Donald Trump personally?

I think it’s either Michael Cera or Jim Parsons.

Can someone please, please, PLEASE look into and/or explain Parker Adnan? According to Trump’s bio, he owns a 17.2% stake in this company. But it’s a ghost. No website. No address. No nothing, other than it’s based in Bermuda and, according to Trump Org’s own description, it’s a “financial services company.” Come ON,…

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

“I’m very popular among the apoplectics, I get great reviews, they tell me what a great job I’m doing, really tremendous.”

Disclaimer: LONG POST AHEAD.

A wise woman once said: “God sat out the Holocaust. What makes you think he’s going to buy you a Lexus?” The transformation of the biblical message of good works into the modern notion of a “personal Jesus” and a God focused on individual wants and needs was a triumph of salesmanship, and little else.

I grew up out in super rural Indiana surrounded by corn and soybean fields. One night I was home alone, and heard the door open, but I didn’t hear it close. Assuming it was my parents who were out at the local bar I just waited, and nothing ... I was petrified. I got up my nerve and walked to the kitchen and saw wet…