Meanwhile, at Fox Newsish:

The staff must have hidden Trump’s phone - not so much as a tweet as yet. I can’t imagine little things like prejudicing justice would stop his little fingers. 

Scorsese by way of Arrested Development.

So now finally we’re at the point where it’s less shit hitting the fan and more just throwing the fan in an Olympic-sized pool full of shit.

You should have said “Yes, he is so black, he is like midnight” and then brought his Eastern European fine ass.

My favorite family story in this regard: my sister and I are mixed (Black/White/MikMak) and in high school, my sister was dating a white boy from church. We were visiting our relatives in West Virginia (the Black side of the family) and she is showing one of my aunts her prom photos. Our cousin leans over, sees the…

God preserve us and our loved ones from our racist relatives. FFS.

well with any luck he died of a heart attack when Obama got elected

So nothing else happened for 4 years, and then this person enters SAA all of a sudden? Am I missing something here?

I suspect a LARGE portion. I am not denying that there aren’t people with legitimate chronic pain issues. There totally are. But SOME of those people with “chronic pain issues” are people whose bodies have stopped producing its own pain killers in favor of narcotics. And it’s super convenient to think of yourself as…

Yeah, enough of this using a key as a weapon silliness. I want to hear more of this Land Without Keys.

My sister was in line at the store the other day behind a woman who was complaining to the cashier about the ‘secularization of Halloween’.

I’m actually shocked that the fundamentalists haven’t yet attempted to claim Thanksgiving as a religious holiday personally created by Jesus.

Dijon, grilled onions and mushrooms, and swiss, ftw.

No way. I love when Obama says “Folks”.

And not a sandwich.

We just started getting Popeye’s in Canada about a year ago and DAMN that’s good so much better than the low, low bar set by KFC.

I love how there wasn’t even an analogy for Sarah. Just “related to Mike Huckabee” is bad enough.

What is life without whimsy?

The whole thing smells. The MIL lives with them because the husband wants to “take care” of her in her old age (since the letter doesn’t mention any disabilities, I’m going to assume that MI is in good health and could live alone, with friends/family, in a retirement community, etc. safely) but he is never around and…