I just realized something. If I’m not “people,” do I have to pay taxes? Can I get an abortion since my offspring are also not “people”? I understand I won’t be able to vote, but my state voted for his dad anyway, so I can live with that.

Ha, yes my first thought was the immense outrage over “deplorable.”

You really wanna look at them all day?

Dracula will have NOTHING to do with this white trash, thank you very much. He is a COUNT.

The Cold Void of Your Endless Shadow is the name of my new doom metal band.

I always viewed him as Odo from Deep Space 9, but that’s really unfair to orphan shape shifters of unknown origin.

Hey Dickhole- We “not even people” pay for the your family’s secret service protection keeping you all safe and able to grift.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

Well that’s deplorable.

This always makes me laugh:

So I know it’s unpopular, but please consider how you’d react to:
“We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly-we’ll throw Obama in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent”

LINCOLN CHAFEE! Why doesn’t anyone #FeelTheChafe

I don’t remember which Jezzie painted this wonderful picture but I’m still holding out that Trump will receive an inordinately earnest climate change lecture from Prince Charles!

I’d rather see her plant her foot in his ass, but that would require a meeting.

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

Yeah. That’s the message you want to send.

Speaking of that typo, look at this nonsense from “journalist” Cassandra Fairbanks (who flashed a white power sign in the White House recently):

I know by “partner” you mean “spouse” but I like to picture the law firm of Somenameoranother and Associates where the senior partners consist of a “law-talkin’ dude” and, uh, someone else.

Apply nacho cheese and garlic fries to your body, attract all of the late game seagulls to your person...SEAGULL SNUGGIE OF WARMTH.