We had a triceratops bride and groom on our wedding cake. I crocheted their wedding outfits.

Don’t pull rank on my ass. :p

It was so insane! I was like “we’d be using the money given at the wedding for the honeymoon anyways so....”

So the honeyfund is not any more tacky that a gift registry. That said, eloping and registering for gifts, (of any variety,) is tacky as fuck.

No. I’m not just coming to church and going home. If I come to church for you you best feed me and provide me with alcohol. Fair is fair.

Ummm, what the FUCK? Give the money back! Stat! GIVE. IT. BACK.

Yeah I don’t mind them either. I kept seeing people say that it’s “deceitful” to guests since you might not use the money for the thing you listed.... But who cares? It’s not like when someone gives you money in a greeting card they get to dictate how it’s used and follow up to make sure. Money is money, IMO.

I never understand the hate on honeyfunds on the wedding site forums. I honestly have loved giving to people’s honeyfunds, especially when they’re going to visit places I’ve already been. I like that I can give the money and be like, “This $50 is so you guys can go to this one monastery I went to that makes the very…

I agree. You know what also needs to go? God damn thank you cards. (I know some people will hate this.)

Some people don’t know how to go to weddings without buying an ugly vase though

That’s our plan! I’m going to make sure to get postcards from different spots and send them to those who have donated, along with a note.

I’ve seen that before and I don’t see anything wrong with it. People give cash as gifts all the time anyway.

My gift is always 100 bill in the card with a note to use it for a beautiful meal on the honeymoon. To me that is more meaningful than towels.

scorching postscript

To me that seems like the best kind of gift to give someone on their wedding day? We’re all adults, we can buy our own stuff. What’s nicer than giving someone a great holiday?

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

I like her but I feel like Chloe Moretz has never totally lived up to her early immense potential as Jack’s nemisis on 30 Rock.

Shoutout to Chloe Moretz’s protective neighbor.

They’re the opposite of the Gaines! Jonathan actually lost fans because he publicly supports LGBTQ rights! Like the fans wrote in they can’t watch the show now, bigoted jerks!

Excellent word. WE have the best words! :-)