I didn’t realize they had K-mart in Australia.

I think there are more people who know John Walsh than know what happened to his son, oddly.

kmart has been in bankruptcy for like, my entire life im pretty sure

“Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?”

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

We’ve got all sorts of things in Michigan (including maple syrup!):

- Detroit’s renaissance of hipster eateries, craft food locales and everyone else’s 20-something year old cousin in Ferndale is a “clothing entrepreneur” now because they printed up a shirt that says “Detroit (INSERT VERB HERE) Harder” on it.
- Scenic…

This verdict felt like Christmas. Fuck him. Given the way November went and our current administration, I need to know that sometimes, just sometimes, a woman can find some measure of justice. I was super concerned that her line of employment (it’s a job. Sex workers are so often dehumanized because of the…

I wasn’t familiar with Amoruso (I had to look her up), so my brain interpreted that as an amazing, John-Travolta-style misspelling of Omarosa.

I take comfort in the fact that Michelle Bachmann is sobbing right now; her tear streaked face buried in the bubble gum pink silk of her husband’s sleep robe as he strokes her hair matronly.

I just went to her Twitter feed where some guy is talking about not wanting to pay for health care for the poor, and where does it say that he as a Christian is obligated to help the poor. So some dude shows him the receipts from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

Libertarianism is just astrology for men.

It’s only infuriating until you realize that is exactly the world she has been working to create.

They have to do a presentence report where the probation department weighs in on the sentence, which involves calculating the exact sentence. In numerous guilty count verdicts, sentencing law is complex.

He’ll be fine in prison. Abuse in prison doesn’t happen as often as we’re told, let alone prison rape, nor is either situation funny to joke about.

Are the snowflakes... perhaps... coming from inside the house?

You simply cannot be a Conservative and be pro-choice. She cracked. I doubt there are other Conservative pro-choicers. She’s more liberal than she wants us to believe. She thought it was safe and edgy to take ANY liberal position for once, and still be respected by Conservatives. “Ooh Tomi is a modern Conservative. So…

2 Fast 2 Nuclear

Riechshtagg fire 2 electric boogaloo here we come!