Normally I’d say someone who names their kid YourMajesty is trying way too hard, but coupled with the last name of Lumpkins and it somehow achieves perfection!

Cinderella, put on your slippers.

Guy Hands in the underdog here.

Sultan McDoom is the hidden gem of this whole thing. He clearly is a Silver Age Comic villain. And he gets to face his alter-ego Cash Masters in the second round.

Dick Posthumus is a Michigan Republican politician, who lost the Governor’s race in 2002. He deserves no votes.

Boats Botes.

I would have two airplanes and make them fight.

Wine that is over $7

It also helps fuel the narrative of “the corrupt media looking for a ratings grab” because... well, why the fuck else would you hype up something so ultimately trivial by talking for 20 minutes about the importance of knowing the information THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE AT ALL

When I was a grad student living on $8K a year, and I found a coupon for $2 off toilet paper on the ground in front of the toilet paper. It made my day, and left me enough money to buy a block of cheese that was not in the budget.

It is my true hope that a coupon for canned soup or whatever will bring other people the…

Honestly, the way things are going, you’d best squirrel it away so you can by ineffectual health insurance this time next year.

OR BLOW IT ON AN iPHONE!

When I can’t use a coupon I brought to the store, I tuck it into the shelf in case someone else comes by who can use it. I call myself the Coupon Fairy.

I like to think I’d do the same thing with hundred-dollar bills, but let’s be real. Someone else would be doing my grocery shopping.

Absolutely.

Sesame Street came out well before the Muppet Show, and the Jim Henson things on Sesame Street were all called Muppets back in the late 60s and early 70s. For that matter, Jim Henson’s things were called Muppets when they showed up on Jack Paar or Ed Sullivan or whatever the hell black and white TV shows they used to…

You mean Jaden Smith? That’s Jaden Smith. Has to be.

1. They are muppets. But they aren’t Muppets.

Muppets - Muppets are both a group (aka The Muppets) and a category...so Fraggles, Sesame St, Muppets etc.. are all muppets but not necessarily Muppets...if you get my drift.

Go pat yourself, fuck.

Half a billion dollars might seem like a lot of money but only if you look at it from every conceivable angle.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.