Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

We grew up poor and these were the best. I now call them hood porterhouse.

My Mother is such an overcooker that growing up I thought breakfast sausage patties were in a shell.

Armando Ianucci is probably mad as Hell he didn’t write this first.

Don’t ruin soft cheeses for me!!!!

“NRA: Stand and Fight”

I think many of them will be allowed to resign piecemeal over a few months. Steve Bannon will likely be escorted out on day one and his personal effects will be mailed to the address on file within 3-6 weeks. Stephen Miller, on the other hand, will be probably be chased out by White House interns wielding a spray…

I was going to suggest that we do our own snowflake coloring book of Trumpanzees but then I realized it’s boring if the only crayon you get to use is white.

Didn’t go to the ED when his erection lasted more than 4 hours and now he’s stuck like that forever. :(

A friend of mine and I were watching TV and an Allstate commercial came on and out of the blue she says, “I love that guy. I wish he could be my gynecologist.”

I do not see it as a choice between increased threat of nuclear holocaust and the Handmaid’s Tale. I see it as a choice between having the Handmaid’s Tale with an increased chance nuclear holocaust or with a decreased chance of nuclear holocaust.

Um, Dems would have to take back the House to get rid of Ryan. That would be a miracle so large I might start going to church.

...I’m hypnotized by the fact that his face and chin move, but his hair and ears don’t.

it’s unfortunately real. He’s like Vincent Adultman on his way to do a business.

He’s against anything with the word progress in it.

Not necessarily germane to this article, but any excuse to post a picture of this smirking blobfish asshole in his absurd porn-theater ensemble.

I literally asked if a dude had kids, an ex, went through the court system (Bc I’m a lawyer and that’s what I do), and after 4 dates he told me he was married, but somehow I never asked.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

I’m not a fan of her Potter books, but the lady has a rapier wit that I admire to no end!