I respect that you feel that way

I don’t feel sorry for her, but in my opinion it’s counterproductive for liberals to do this kind of thing. I wrote this up above, but I think things like this only reinforce Trump’s message of victimization. In his narrative, he paints himself and his followers as the victims of the liberal elite, who demand…

Even we childless people think this was a shitty thing to do. There’s also his kid, whom he was holding during this tirade. Don’t make your child watch you behave like a dick.

I thought the same thing and then realized I would in no way be surprised if ERW actually was dating Ed Harris.

You have to
A) be more talented than her
B) be willing to act less talented than her when around her

I’m phoning Phil Berger’s office and calling him a “special snowflake” tomorrow.

Christmas is a pagan holiday that was co-opted by the Christians and then co-opted again by secular capitalists. Most Christmas music isn’t Christian, it’s just holiday ‘traditions’ and merry-making.

They would like every store, except the one they want to go to, to be closed. It’s not too unlike their views on abortion in that if they want one, they should have it, however anyone else...

Because a bunch of it is just seasonal and not really Jesus focused. Also as a non-Christian (but not anything else) Christmas is still fun.

One of my employees is all about saying ONLY Merry Christmas to people. He just emailed a Merry Christmas message to one of our Jewish clients and I just got to yell at him.

It’s not even my birthday.

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.

Swedish ghosts make you assemble your own flat-pack coffin before killing you.

Jesus, are you OK? This post sounds like a cry for help.

Well except Richard Branson. He’ll be doing some kooky shit in a hot air balloon or in Antarctica.

How a guy reacts to the concept of my having a period has turned out to be a fantastic litmus test for whether I want him in my life.

I actually really liked No Handlebars too. I don’t speak music-ese, but there’s a huge difference between the two to me. Stressed Out is freaking lifeless; No Handlebars is energetic and builds to a climax.

DID YOU THINK I WOULDN’T SEE THIS?!??!

At least your mom’s in the right decade. My mom’s ringtone is the Sex and the City theme song.

How the eff are there no Twenty One Pilots songs on this list? Am I the only one perpetually annoyed by their douchecanoe white frat boy “music”? For some reason I found their songs to be the distillation of everything horrible in America in 2016.