“You’re fried.”

He’s definitely not allergic to orange, though.

Was monogrammed thermos guy Trump all along!?

I can picture him perfectly in just about every single horrible customer story.

Kind of fun to imagine all of those stories with Trump instead of the random nutjobs.

Could have been one hell of a BCO story.

The kids who liveblog here are pretty shallow, with no attention span; they were grumbling”boooorrrring” from the getgo, before the candidates even appeared. I didn’t expect them to be able to actually contextualize anything. Look, we’ve ALL got election fatigue, but if you’re gonna write about it, ya gotta focus.

I think this is partly what screwed me up. I’m a French speaker so my brain tried to take a French word and anglicise it.

Thanks, I learned a lot and won’t be in error again. I just say many things incorrectly as am an Native English speaker with a strong UK accent and thusly, Americans find confusing elements all the time. :)

His point of ‘I believe one thing, but I’m not going to force it on everyone else’ is so key and I wish was held by more people. There is a huge difference between ‘I couldn’t personally have an abortion’ and ‘Nobody can have an abortion’. I have never understood why more pro-lifers can’t take that line. What I do…

Kaine was a little hyper and came off overbearing but he GOT HIS JOB DONE: he protected Clinton, tried to make Pence defend Trump, AND got the perfect soundbites for an election ad.

“And...and....eat it with a fork, ok? What kind of giant savages have hands big enough to hold a hot dog...with their fingers? That’s crazy, right? Crazy. Ketchup. Fork. Done. Fixed. OK.”

Pence is just now grasping what “selling your soul” really means. Somewhere in his basement prison Chris Christie is smirking without mirth.

Yes. And it’s not just big whoppers or self-aggrandizing stories, it’s the tiny, little, easily refutable, reflexive lies that kill me. “The NFL wrote me a letter about the debate schedule!” No, they didn’t. “I have a fact checker on my website!” No, you don’t. “ICE endorsed me!” Also no. “I won all the polls!”

You are me! I have an entire spice cupboard and I have a community garden so I can grow hard to find stuff like cucumber radish and lemon balm

If I clap really hard, will the Matt Lauer one come true? I do believe!!

Still the weirdest thing in the world that they named that hamster Harris Faulkner.

Get it? He choked at the debate, he’s plastic, and he’s a threat to our children.

I know, right?

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.