An outdoor chandelier over a fire table. #lifegoals

the butthurtness of men who are no longer being catered to 100% of the time

In 2011, Mr. Trump was finally able to bring this ugly incident to its conclusion by successfully compelling President Obama to release his birth certificate.

Yeah I think he was complaining that he can’t watch TV anymore because GOD FORBID a man have to watch a show that appeals to women.

I thought the star rating was for what they predict you will think of the show, not a general consesus.

I was watching The Borgias and some character keeps referring to his romantic attachments as “like Abelard and Heloise”. And I’m going “uh, Abelard got castrated bro, not a good choice!”

His name is Bryan now!

YOU DID THE THING!

I assume she turned the children that couldn’t make proper avocado toast spirals into dogs.

I’ll have you know, historically everyone actually was categorized as either good, bad, or ugly.

“We are not amused.”

As long as it explains about Victoria becoming a werewolf.

This article is going to upset a good deal of people when they realize it's not about the death of Foodspin

People can be fat and reasonably healthy, but by 70, it’s probably pretty rough on your body.

Yeah, right Donnie!

Why are the turds mysterious, though? Do they glisten with unearthly energy? Is there a fence so that no dog could access the creek and yet there the shits lie nonetheless? WHERE IS THE MYSTERY?!

He was lucky he didn’t visit a Pentecostal or Evangelical Church, ‘cause the pastor would have gotten the Spirit and dragged his ass right off the stage like Showtime at the Apollo.

For anyone who holds some bizarre ideas that Donald Trump could somehow have a better plan or record of achievement when it comes to women’s rights and child care, here is a synopsis of what Hillary Clinton has actually done on these fronts:

It would be nice, but I suspect this is the RWNJ Response:

Related; I had been doing a whole I hate these candidates prolly won’t even vote thing until yesterday when I decided to click on that Sam bee link and for the first time in my life I heard trump (and maybe Hillary) speak. I don’t have tv, don’t really do radio, I get my news from the internet and so I miss out on a…