Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.

I’m pretty sure men like him are the reason we have to be feminists. Jackass.

When I saw this now on my dashboard, I thought “did I miss an article about Kylie and Tyga?!”

Every time I see a picture of Bella Hadid, I think about having a snack.

What the hell is going on with the shape of Henry Cavill’s body? It it Holy Steroids, Batman or just shitty Photoshop?

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

He nice hit job here, because right after that he said he knew exactly what they were for, “Delaware New York, Carolina, Atlanta, Envy, Greed, Maine, Kentucky, Sleepy, Freedom, Challenger, Doc, Pennsylvania. and Boardwalk.

In the universe of small minded people who focused on the singular word “pray” and made it about themselves, their version of god and their version of “life” I highly doubt any of the women that I am talking about have read this book beyond the title. They have such boring, tight ass lives they literally look for shit…

To be honest, I would be more concerned if his nonsense actually started making sense.

mmmm define ‘literary’

Live from New York... It's the impending Apocalypse!!!

I believe she’s sincere, but her sincerity is still all about her.

You date the wrong camels.

He starred in 2 movies this summer, Star Trek and Hell or Highwater, as well as a brief cameo in Wonder Woman’s origin story in Dawn of Justice (and WW’s trailer). I only bring all of this up because no one asked.

I lost my retainer 15 years ago and I still wonder about it. WHAT IF THAT’S MY RETAINER? What wonderful journeys has it experienced?

Rocco can finally live a modern life.

Nothing would make Chris Evans more of an American hero than him beating the shit out of Shkreli.

If the Zika virus caused erectile dysfunction in men, a vaccine would already be in human trial testing.

She did though.. I’m excited for her new music. Just not excited for this jean diaper look she’s been wearing for a year in between wowing at the Oscars twice.