My country late president once say something along the line of

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.

Every person I know like this has parents who are richer than God. Who has time for a job when there are organic co-ops that need haunting?

I like that term!

And those people are called “idiots.”

My birth control went from $15/month to $0/month and I’m not even insured through the ACA. I think it probably had a big effect.

Why does this even exist

Groove *IS* in the heart.

what the fuck

THE GOLDEN GIRLS??

I’ve gotten great shoes at Aldo, though. It’s better than Payless!

I named my daughter Reagan and I’ve always thought it really suited her. And then I met a little girl named Raven and I was like, SHIT THAT IS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. And now it’s too late.

I always feel like the stories where the dad changes the kids name while the mother is asleep is not going to end in a happy marriage.

Tentacruel is a perfectly lovely name for a girl.

How about Stellan? It’s Swedish. Like Stellan Skarsgard.

My dad wanted to name me Heather after Heather Locklear and my mom waited until he was throwing up out of nervousness to give the nurse my name

Oh, NOW they want to use the term “women” instead of “girls.” I fucking can’t anymore.

Prison is for rehabilitation, not for retribution.

If anyone did deserve it, it would be him... But if we’re going to say that women prisoners being assaulted is wrong, I think we have to say the same about prisoners of all sexes and genders.

Why is advocating for assault any better than advocating for rape?