“pizza’s”

Having a preference for one doesn’t mean you have to kick the other out of the pantry. I have more types of mustard than I can reasonably eat, but that gargantuan bottle of Heinz is still featured prominently in my condiment stash.

“Personal pizzas are always worse”

This is an insane take. If I climb 4000 feet on a well-marked trail, I’ll be god-damned if I didn’t just go on a hike.

That interview was painful, Hewitt is just begging him to make a point in a coherent not insane way, but Trump is not having it.

“You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.”

Guys named Gordie, Derek and Maple Pete...

I made the mistake of reading the comments to a post my aunt liked on Facebook. The post itself wasn’t that bad, a former politician from my hometown saying that he couldn’t find it in himself to hate most Trump followers, that instead he pitied them for being taken in by a con man.

I did that with some horrendous lavender luggage a few years ago.

Coming back from a trip to NYC where I found out once I got home that I was running a 103deg fever, I got to the luggage carousel, grabbed my bag, and onto the shuttle to my car and was ready to limp to my apartment... when I got a phonecall from someone…

I loved that his stripper joint shennanigans were all show because of tge public image, in truth he loved his wife only.

I don’t know the exact definition of “excoriate,” either, but I like to think it’s similar to “exfoliate,” only with a lot more blood and screaming.

Hillary Clinton just laid Donald Trump bare with eloquence, precision, and facts. At this moment, I couldn’t be “with her” more. Though I am most definitely “with her.” I have this old-fashioned idea that POTUS should be sane, rational, and human.

Trump: “I’ve made a lot of bigoted remarks, got sued by the DoJ for housing discrimination, called on the first black president to release his college transcripts and birth certificate. Magic 8 ball, what should I do to protect myself from accusations of racism?”

Depp is clearly attempting to exert control over Amber by taking away her agency in the manner she donates the funds. This money is hers and he is trying to change the agreement terms.

Fucking Obama again!

wayyy off topic, but did anyone else just get a bunch of notifications that they were being followed (un-greyed?) on pretty much every Gawker media sub blog?

Back on topic - The other day I had a thought that my soon to be 6 year old kid has a solid chance at never having had a white male president at least until he’s…

It’s almost like Trump is begging her to reconsider.

I love how he said Hilary’s going to do nothing for Hispanics. Does he realize that even if that was true many Hispanics would prefer “nothing” over having themselves and/or people they love deported en masse.

I finally get it - Trump is the demogorgon, 2016 is the Upside Down and we’re all Barb.

Be careful of Philadelphia, people!