moms - always one step ahead of everyone else :)

Well those people are rude a-holes. If you’re on my flight I’ll gladly hoist the luggage up there for you.

My mother bought me army green suitcases ( which i used for a long time ). Easy to grab while everyone else fought over the black bags.

No matter what the votes end up saying: it’s Cruella. This is not a real contest because Cruella is the Truth.

No matter what the votes end up saying: it’s Cruella. This is not a real contest because Cruella is the Truth.

He loves this car. I mean LOVES it. He calls it “the Hotness”. It was just in a wreck and instead of letting them total it out he fought to get it fixed despite its other ongoing and mysterious ailments and the pissing windshield deal. I get his love for the damned thing I do but it is becoming a money pit on…

According to most white conservatives, you’re neighborhood must be

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

It’s not just the ring. As a hiring manager for a large company, I also Google candidates and troll FB pages. Trust me, if someone is engaged it will be there.

I don’t think he knows how rings work, honestly.

Congrats on the dog! he looks super cute.

Since it was only placed on my finger a few weeks ago, they’re going to have to chop my “heart of the ocean” ring off my cold dead hands. That recruiter can suck it.

can’t wait til a pantsuit wearing woman gets elected to the highest office in the land! *knocks on wood, crosses self, dances over cracks in sidewalks, throws pinch of salt over left shoulder*

For the same reason, if I search a business in Google, and the first result is for them, but it’s an ad, I scroll down to click on a non-ad link. Fighting the man one click at a time!

Counterpoint: This list is bullshit because it doesn’t even have Wild Berry on it.

Milk and Honey Original Café Mix

My biggest gripe is that the picture only has 4 flavors in it, and yet they aren’t all even ranked.

I love that lip. It was awesome that it was the sephora bday gift...last year? I’ve found that the colourpop lip that I posted is a great and cheaper option!

I love that lip. It was awesome that it was the sephora bday gift...last year? I’ve found that the colourpop lip…

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Fage ‘til I die, but that’s awesome of the Chobani CEO.

Unlike a limo or a cab, an Uber hail leaves a large trail attached to the phone and the driver’s password. In addition, it gives the rider a picture of the car, the plate number, and a picture of the driver. If any of those don’t match it is obvious something is wrong. With a cab or limo you get neither; anyone could…