One of the performers whose shows I’ve attended many times handles the phone thing well. At the beginning of the show, he asks everyone to keep their phones off, so they should take their photos now. Then he does a bunch of rock show poses.

non-phone movie disruption story: went to see The Return of the King all those years ago and sat next to an older midwestern auntie-type who loudly sighed “Oh geez.” after every. damn. thing.

I voted Rovell anyway. In the grand scheme of things Schilling’s crap is just generic alt-right memes. You can find that on any Facebook feed.

Joanna, please describe how the cockroach would make this hunk of jerky its wife.

i love the anti vaxxer warning him that he shouldnt trust things on the internet

right? like isn’t their argument that no one should believe doctors?

Paul Ryan’s almost got it... at least he was the only one who admitted that yes, in fact, LGBT people were there and targeted.

I can’t agree that it was a nice thing to see. It was definitely a backhanded compliment. Having thin hair is not inherently a bad thing, but phrasing the complement that way definitely comes across as very rude. IMO, it changes it from saying “hey your hair looks nice” to basically saying “hey, your hair doesn’t look…

With the slogan “Sure We Should!”

Obama’s anger translator, Luthor, must have had the day off today, so Obama has to do it himself.

you must not have read harry potter

You say he’s a delight, I say he’s trying to destroy my leprechaun-hunting business. Fucking physicists.

If you want a Neil DeGrasse Tyson t-shirt I recommend this one.

He’s legit the only reason CNN still has even a shred of credibility.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a delight. There is something just thoroughly wonderful about him being so excited about science.

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”

I was at a luxury box in good ol’ Shea, and the game went into extras. Precious few of the business associates I was with gave a rats ass about the Mets or baseball in general to begin with, and by the 8th inning my wife and I were the only people left. Also left was a fridge full of free beer. No one comes around and…

“We’ve all heard those radio spots in which the pitchman says, “And tell ‘em [insert name here] sent ya!”

Calm down, Heath Ledger’s Joker.