Why are you trying to ruin delicious, delicious bread pudding for me? It’s already been a rough day.

Just think: that on this awful day when we are all heartbroken, you made a friend and you made sure your friend was less scared and had more hope.

With all due respect to a lot of Americans who I love dearly, most Americans are more concerned about defending their rights than defending what is right.

I haven’t had a chance to talk to anyone about this because I’ve had to be out making money so I can eat. I drive for Lyft. I picked up a woman a little while ago who asked me if I’d heard about Orlando. In the 20 minutes of her ride we shared our feelings, our fear, our stories, and held space for each other to…

I got the impression that it wasn’t just the fact that he was dating younger women that she was mocking, but the high turnover rate plus the fact that each replacement was younger than the one before.

Honestly, the lack of support for down ticket Dems was what finally turned me from Bernie to Hillary.

Such a legend, I write him about once a month for book recs. Seeing his name in my inbox is amazing.

I’ll take the shit-throwers over the people who are like, “I... I just don’t understand why Elizabeth Warren would do this. Why would she do this?”

...why is that the font on your phone :(

Hey look, it passes the Bechdel Test!

I hate all seagulls, except this seagull. This is the only good seagull.

Dude, as I said above, I’m still arguing with folks who are stuck on last night’s AP release and saying the EVIL MEDIA is still calling this too early. This AFTER SHE HAS LOCKED UP THE PLEDGED DELEGATE MAJORITY! Just enough already — fuck, Sanders can still have an influence on the campaign, the party and the…

You had your reasons for voting for Bernie and I’m glad you did. At the very, very least-it pushed our party more to the left. What makes me happy is that you gave me hope that we all can come together come November.

Yeah. Actually replying to Codename_SailorV, so Kinja is still feeling the Bern, but I also think last night was kind of a premature ejaculation on the festivities. I was ready to spend tonight gleefully taunting Berniebros, and now, not so much. Hillary said it: We’re stronger together. The only message I have for…

Don’t forget Michelle!

Classical. How could you be married to Bill and not use “In the Hall of the Mountain King” as background music every time he walked down the hallway towards you?

I was the first one this morning and I was like, suck it, tyranny! Democracy come at ya at 7:00am!

I wore my ‘Ted cruz was the zodiac killer’ shirt and a blue plaid skirt. I LOOKED REAL, REAL CUTE.

Based on some of his more contrarian takes, it has to have been Marchman.

If Winnie the Pooh taught me anything it’s that Bees Make Honey.