Well this was gross and semi-impressive too. When I gave birth to my first I had to be induced. My labor wasn’t progressing like they wanted so the Dr came in to break my water. She told me that I might feel a little trickle and then there was an audible pop and my water sprayed out a good three feet from my body. The…

The biggest travesty was de Blasio eating pizza with a fork, since the idiot is a New Yorker. Kasich is from Ohio—who the fuck cares how Ohioans eat pizza? Their idea of good pizza is probably Papa John’s, which is possibly the worst thing you can put in your mouth.

You know what? Not gonna lie. If it’s one of those floppy-ass slices of pizza with shit sliding around like a goddamn fish on the deck of a tuna boat, and it’s piping hot, I’ll start by cutting off the tip with a knife and fork, but I’ll finish with my hands, when I get down to the part of the crust that actually…

If I ever run for president, I’m going to go to a pizza shop that sells those 16-inch pieces by the slice, fold that fucker in half, scarf it down, and win with the largest victory margin since Nixon took down that cowardly peacenik McGovern.

And make sure to wait 20 minutes after eating your lutefisk to jump into a fjord

Seriously. Withou the internet, the worst thing about this guy’s life is that he fled from South Sudan. Now he has a new worst thing.

Bukakke at #4 is the Milk & Honey Cafe Mix of this list, though.

Uhh, either you don’t understand what that phrase means, or you’ve been using your popcorn toppings in a very incorrect place.

What do you guys have against lesbian Doritos (popcorn with nutritional yeast)?

Jim Cooke’s a treasure. Great lead image.

One million stars to you!
I keep commenting all over the damn place that politics is compromise and as a Sanders supporter I view Clinton as a fine compromise. Their platforms are nearly identical. Where they differ, her position is still better than Trump’s. She has experience up the wazoo and is hella politically…

It isn’t fear mongering. It is reality. If the past 6 years have showed you anything, it’s that SCOTUS is really the last branch left in the federal government that can cause real change. Congress has become a children’s day care center where a “good day” is one where nobody picks a fight with someone else such that…

People who want to make sure they have an ideologically pure voting record at the expense of real people getting hurt by letting a Republican win really make my heart hurt.

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…

As he was coming down the escalator, before he announced.

Sounds like she somehow got rid of them - either went back to the cemetery and got them to take them back, or somehow sold them to other families. If so, I’m glad she got her money back. Those things are expensive!

In areas of dense population golf courses are a huge waste of space. In many places though, golf courses are considered another form of conservation, and are fantastic habitats for flora and fauna. Golf courses lead innovations in water conservation and use of salinated water on adaptive turf, and obsolete courses are…

I, for one, am in favor of ponies.

DC never listens to me. I havent seen this movie but I could tell you as soon as they announced Jesse “Double Tap” Eisenberg in the role of Lex Luthor.

Hmmm. I wanna see the receipts (ie, the tox screen).