I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…

Can you imagine what would happen among the lunatics on the right if our black president made a raised fist in the presence of a communist?

See, it is clearly the answer. He is a slytheen.

Like Kendall x Rachel Leigh Cook

Jesus, he’s 32?!?

HOW SQUIRREL GET PRAGNENT

How is Rabbies Formed?

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

I maintain that he is a Slytheen in a skin suit aiming to destroy the world and sell it for scrap. Every time I see him on television, I’m waiting for him to unzip his forehead. (It is the only thing that gets me through seeing pictures or video of him.)

if only it had sound you could hear the octopus whispering:

I expect this will be followed by a xenomorphic phase.

yeah, here he def looks like a rapey frat douche, in the newer pictures he looks like head of the AV club. Ugh.

How can you simultaneously be a “true constitutional conservative” AND a “real reformer”? Wouldn’t those just be separate circles in a Venn Diagram?

The fact that he wanted the case number engraved on the frame just adds that little soupcon of horror to the otherwise unmitigated disgust I feel.

Pudding buckets facilitate drowning in said pudding. The four ounce cups are for your safety.

Female Bald Eagles are bigger and more majestic than male ones. It's science.

Oh. Yeah. I never even imagined that before, but I bet Hillary is the type to order three bellinis and then reveal some really amazing gossip.

I appreciated that Fox had prepared infographics for his lies on the budget. I’ll give it to Fox: they know their audience won’t believe something is true until they see it in infographic form.

It’s worse with cats. Dogs are omnivorous, and can survive pretty well if they eat what we eat, but cats are obligate carnivores and will become malnourished on a meatless diet.