I DIDNT EVEN PUT VAPIANO ON THE LIST IT’S ALL LIES

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It’s possible, Patty might turn out to be a total intellectual, or have some other surprise skill set, who’s been hiding it for... some reason. It could happen. I’ll hold out some small hope for that.

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Those 50 children will never be forgotten for their noble sacrifice.

Didn’t you ever wonder why the democrats AND republicans hate him too?

I’m so here for this era of Gaga.

And I will up the ante with this

Is that how they spell it? With the apostrophe there?

My grandparents also had a killer (come to think of it, probably literally) medicine cabinet. In fact, it was like an armoire. They were not doctors though, more like Mad Men characters.

Oprah’s commercial just makes me eat bread. Like I will take some bread every damn time that commercial comes on. Stocks in bread rose when they aired that shit. Sorry Weight Watchers. Congrats bread.

as G.I. Joe always said “Knowing is half the battle”.

We tend to think that slavery was something that happened a really long time ago, but in reality its only a couple generations old, and the civil rights movement even less. Unfortunately that means the hate is still fresh too.

IT IS FUCKING BLUE AND I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU IF YOU SAY IT’S NOT

I can see both Bernie and Hillary destroying Trump at the debates in different ways, but Hillary is the one that would be able to make him crack. I hope she pushes him enough for him to say something really sexist and offensive during the debates (which won’t be hard). There’s a pretty good chance he will call her a…

i’ve thrown up on two separate occasions thanks to how painful my period cramps were

Man my most recent crying episode is so far from cool. I had bread pudding at this fancy Basque restaurant, and for some reason that I am 100% unaware of, I just started crying. Full on tears streaming down my face. It was bizarre, but the chef was so happy.

Here’s the thing you need to remember. The only thing BIG UNDERWEAR cares about is getting thier product from the factories in Bangladesh to the store without getting eaten by whatever vermin lives in the factory warehouse, shipping container, or distribution warehouse along the way. So, they are going to treat those…