There will be two this year.

Trump is absolute proof that many Christians care more about being identified as such and far, far less about actually living out the principles the religion presents.

OMG. I just realized that one day the Obamas will be an even more adorable elderly couple and I think my heart exploded.

No, that’s okay. These are the kind of things that bring back memories.

I am so sorry :(

I feel your pain. The cat I’d had since I was 8 just dropped dead a week before I came home from my first year of college. The last time I’d seen her, I promised her I’d be home in less then a month, as she cried begging me not to go.

I love stories of dog people who meet the right kitty <3

I am so sorry, I don’t know if it will help you, but we have put three cats to sleep over a decade, and it has been heartbreakingly sad but so loving, if you think how few people are held and whispered to while they die, being put to sleep while you are held, snuggled in a warm blanket is far better than what most…

Mr. Werner was also firmly a dog person until we got a cat. He swears you need to own one to get it, because “dogs love everyone, but cats love their own people”.

I’m so sorry. I put my cat down a year and a half ago. My advice— be there when they do it, because they will look for you if you’re not. Hold him and tell him how much you love him and pet him in his favorite spot. You will be surprised how ready they are. You will cry your face off, but the vet doesn’t mind. It’s…

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.

Yeah, Cruz is a goddamn Jackal.

You can’t piss on hospitality! I won’t allow it!

Ohh myyy gooooood!

Do yourself a favor and skip the pregrated Parmesan on the sprouts. Add a bunch of tiny Pecorino cubes instead as soon as they come out of the oven and are still hot. Come thank me later.

You’re not eating enough pasta e fagioli if you have parm for that long.

I don’t want to pick up Thomas or Alito.

If I were running for president, my platform would be “Make America More Like Vancouver.”

It’s not stupidity, it’s apathy. I had a friend last night ask me whether Jeb was related to W while I was watching the debate. Also, when I asked her if she had heard Justice Scalia (calling him “Justice” Scalia) had died, she asked “who’s that?” When I told her he was on the Supreme Court, she said “Oh, I don’t…