I was thinking a Crayola wrapper.

Congratulations!

God, I hope this is true.

I’ve been mad at Trader Joe’s for not having my favorite item (chicken balti pot pie) for over a year now. A recall should not take a year to fix!

I just watched a video where dozens of people tried to collectively turn themselves into the police after several people were arrested for tearing down the statues in Durham.

I have to keep reminding myself that was last week because it literally feels like it was at least a month ago.

There have been a lot of people calling Kelly Mad Dog, so you probably just picked it up because it’s said so frequently.

With the stress, it may not be three years before that happens.

More people need to know their shit. You better get to the top of this post.

We need to bump this comment straight to the top. Everyone needs to see it.

I listen to both Oliver and Bee religiously, but when I really need a cathartic cleanse of the darkness hovering over me, I listen to Olbermann. I think it’s his “Not this shit again” tone that just really does it for me. I always feel so much better after listening to The Resistance, even if the theme of the segment…

Ted Lieu, staunch opponent of Trump and liberal representive from California, likes Trump’s tweets all the time.

I saw someone on Twitter mention that he is trying to claim that he was able to modernize a massive nuclear arsenal in a shorter period of time than it takes for a woman to carry a child to term.

That’s the only thing keeping me from falling into a nervous episode, I think.

My parents live in Northern Michigan, and we had a 60 degree Christmas in 2015.

I hadn’t thought of it this way and damn, that’s depressing.

It’s so true! Every time my mom comes to visit me she’ll mention the sleeky, beautiful shine of a black cat coat within five minutes. She’s just astonished.

Oooh, nice catch.

Glad to see I’m not the only one who wanted a matching pair (mine are both black).

I mean, she’s a tortie. She has tortitude.