Oh Lamar, you sound like my father. Destroyed his image and life through drug use, but it's everyone else's fault.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

But I don’t think he’s “ugly”. I think he’s not attractive. He doesn’t have any qualities—on the surface, mind you—that make me think, “Mmmm. Interesting. I want to know more, possibly with my orifices.” I think Richard Belzer is sexy, and that man is probably ugly. This is not about looks.

When I got my last piece, I asked my artist if there’s anything he doesn’t do, but meaning like more controversial, such as Aryan ink, etc. He says he doesn’t mind as long as their money’s green. Everyone has a different code.

For real. How can they be so sure this is the only fuck up this employee(s) made? I mean, this one was pretty epic, but either their employees are incompetent or their procedures are.

I assumed by “it”, they meant the pregnancy and were offering to help her terminate it free of charge.

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

It’s FINE!

That sculpturist was really generous in not giving that figure his wonky eyes.

Someone needs to press down firmly on the head of wax Sheeran - THERE fixed it.

Neither does it for me. I don’t see the attraction. Like, at all.

Is cheating across the line of death really cheating, tho?

I’m having a good Tuesday, so I refuse to talk about the Fox News anchors today. You are on your own, Kelly. I’ve had enough Fox News anchors! I can’t take anymore Fox News anchors stories on this website. I don’t care. These anchors, I’m sick of these anchors. I can’t take it anymore. It’s a non-story!”

I think she likes that shit. He knows what’s up and if they didn’t, she’d remind him.

We all know Brad doesn’t bathe.

This is fucking excellent, pro-level trolling.

Oooh I will be reading this. I am guilty for visiting the TMZ site on the daily and watching their program on tv. The thing about TMZ that is particularly interesting is their legal take on celebrity gossip. Harvey Levin is a lawyer. Half the staff (men) that appear on their show are lawyers. They scour court records…

:-| it's not impractical to have actual tattoos as a mom... That's pretty offensive to say.

As a one-time linguistics major, grammar peeving seems so silly. So many people seem to immediately react badly to any non-standard or non-literary usage, but I’m like, “What a trivial thing to get upset at.” And why does it impact so badly on so many people when they hear some novel usage — shouldn’t we get excited…