Cool penis helmets, guys.

I, too, save the teeth! My husband is totally creeped out by it;)

Losing teeth is a primary source of income for most kids under 10. My six-year-old’s life savings to-date is completely derived from tooth loss.

I’m not sure if her blanket is too wet, or if her butt stick is in sideways.

Khaleesi is coming to Westeros, mother fuckers!

Wow. That’s bold. I mean that’s really bold.

What the shit. Was he on drugs? Also isn’t this two-way mirror thing illegal or something? Watching someone pee (without their consent) has to be illegal, right?

WORTH IT.

Animals don’t respond to ringtones, you say?

I want a little conure or two, a bearded lizard, some canaries, a mare to take for walks, a dog, a fox, and a wombat

Obama was FUNNY! But what made me laugh even harder were the pinched, humorless faces of all the old white guys in the audience. Poor babies.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Instead of focusing on Bruce and his story, his bravery, people are making this about their own hatred of Kim or the Kardashian/Jenner/West clan. Like please get the fuck over it.

Just a point of clarification, all four of the older Jenner kids spoke. Brandon was just included individually in a longer interview b/c he was the first child that knew and has been the one that Bruce spoke the most with throughout this journey.

What a stupid thing to say

5 bucks says that intern ends up at grey/Sloan memorial and Meredith finds out about the surgeon being an hour and a half late and gets all sue-y on his ass because that intern ratted him out

Oh god, I bet John Mayer is the literal WORST PERSON ALIVE to do coke with.

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.