I swear, this is Julianne Hough's recipe for the perfect pizza:

I think it's a normal household, equal to other households, but instead of a front door, there's just like ... a gaping vagina? I could be wrong; someone w/ more info can correct me.

It'll be my ultimate scare-tactic whenever I run into creeps. Sucking the top seductively, then biting it in half.

It cracks me up when a dude says something gross to a woman who's eating a banana. You know she is BITING DOWN AND CHOMPING ON IT, right?

Those alligator clips are a must have if you have curly hair and tend to air-dry your hair. A lot of people with curly hair find that the hair on top of their head tends to end up flat, due to the weight of the wet hair. A way to avoid that is to use those clips right at the roots, to help give lift to your hair. …

If you gotta ask, he's not your man

Valid point.

This is true. I still don't want to be punched in the face though, no matter how shitty the wedding is. You can always get drunk and laugh about it later.

This is SUPER helpful, THANK YOU! We're doing a lot of these things already, but this is good motivation to keep going.

While it's undeniable that Trudeau has a LOT of hereditary wealth, let's not pretend that that means he automatically knows nothing about life, because while he only worked as a teacher for what, 4-5 years, that definitely trumps the couple of years Harper did in a mail room at an oil company before going straight…

I hear that a lot too, that Justin is just too young to be PM. And while I agree that he's a little young, at the same time he's doing a better job of delegating things he doesn't have too much experience with to people who actually know what they're doing. As opposed to 100 per cent cronyism from Harper.

My dog just has secrets that aren't really secrets:

No I have an Indian accent, so the way I pronounce it is probably different. Zayn is not really a western name so I'm trying hard to come up with english words that rhymes exactly with it. You kinda pronounce it like the name Zaid but with an 'n' at the end. I have a clip of someone pronouncing Zaid

To be fair, his ex-wife has not exactly proved to be the most reliable person on the planet. There have been accusations made against her in a similar vein by people outside her marriage. I mean, Bill could still be an abusive jerk. But I think the truth, as it always is, is perhaps more complicated than that.

Mine walks up to me, looks me in the eye, and belches. I love this because it's 100% funny, and there is no clean-up involved.

I admire so much you rescued her, that combination of dumb & genius sounds endearing, specially on such a big dog! my pets are rescues as well, i'm trying to train the Boston Terrier into being comfortable around bigger dogs, she's very weary of them because previous owner let other dogs mistreat her horribly. She's…

lol! that's adorable! this one consistently bumps into shit just running around and likes leaping over fences. She's a handful but by far the best dog I've ever had.

I feel you, This adorable jerk was too fond of following the cat around and eating/rolling on its poop *sigh* she's finally learning to stop though.

Just posted the same in another thread. My dog is gross.

He likes to pick his moments. The other day he did it in the morning, before I could stop him. Then when my wife came home, I entered the room to find that he'd been licking her face for several minutes.