My dog does the same thing! He will do the shadiest things, all while staring you down. It's like he wants me to know, the little jerk:

My one dog will look right at you while she spite-shits (I think she's part cat, she's a total asshole), and the other one will look right at your while eating that spite-shit. Or eating his own poop. My dogs are disgusting.

Mine politely eats up his own vomit, leaving me with the minimal amount of cleaning to do.

If Chelsea had gotten her tits done, she would have written a book to tell us all about it. Guaranteed.

People talk about the girls a lot, but in a family like theirs, where Jim Bob truly thinks sex is all a guy can think about when it comes to women AND you're not allowed to kiss or even hold hands before marriage, it must be a pressing concern for them that their older sons show no desire to court a girl for those…

I truly, truly hope "Jim Nob" wasn't a typo. Regardless, I am adopting that.

JD was not amused by his parents' incredibly artificial attempts to "bond."

LOL, recently there was an entire episode where it seemed that the point was to sell off John-David.

That's perfect. I was too scattered to think up a rhyming line, but you nailed it ^_^

We just really, really, really need to get rid of the Harper government. Like, really.

I consider myself to be a relatively informed Canadian and have not heard a peep about this... aside from right now.

Nature's botox, really.

Jaden Smith is the best. This kid is wise beyond his years. Sage on Jaden, sage on.

HEY MAN I HAD A COLD OKAY

LOLLLL

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

He skipped out on his older daughter, too, so it's not a boy thing. It was a "I'm having too much fun to be a parent" thing.

Yeah, James, buddy, who are you trying to convince that your love is crazy, your sex is crazy and your dick is twice the size of Tom's, cause you're not selling us. But Kristen can't break up with him cause who would she point to when Tom tells her she's crazy and obsessed with him? NO, TOM, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU…

I'm gonna wait to see what he has to say during that Diane Sawyer interview.

Where did you guys go? I'm going to LA in a few weeks and I would like to be a creepy stalker. I'm already planning a trip to SUR, well I plan to at least drive past with my kids in tow..this is why you go to college kids!