So sad that this would totally work.

"I'll show them. I'll show Gawker what an elegant, sophisticated woman I really am," she muttered to herself, buckling on her platform heels equally inspired by Courtney Stodden and the lyrics to Chris Brown's 'International Love'.

"I know one of you assholes is playing this!" she yelled wildly at a silent room of cowardly nerds typing furiously at each other.

If Cookie dies, I am so done with the show. I may be lying. Perhaps. No, Cookie! Don't leave us!

how else will she return them without the tags attached?

silent room of cowardly nerds typing furiously at each other

This is everything. Thank you for bringing this into our lives.

My pants were too tight.

Idk if you really rescued your image with that comment, Kate.

Ellie why didn't you put your leg on the table like Kristen?

Kristen is the only one on that show that I like. Not sure if that says more about me and my awful taste, or about how horrible everything and everyone else is on the show.

I do love her and the show and I love how the sticker is still on the bottom of her shoe.

Cookie ain't leaving but Boo Boo Kitty needs to fly away!

Kate claims she was very chill, Ellie claims Kate was very flushed.

her favorite descriptor is "ratchet"

I can't wait for the leaked phone video of you fanning yourself and squealing.

True. They might just be great at justifying each other's terribleness. "Yeah honey, you're totally right, that woman was a huge c*unt and you should totally put that on twitter. I love it. You're so funny."

Thanks for making ME look like a serial killer for making me laugh maniacally to this comment at the dog park. People are leaving now because of me. Best day of my life.

She wants to save it for someone really special.

Aww, that little girl is going to be one hell of a surgeon/serial killer one day.