I've found that everywhere in France that I've visited that isn't Paris is much better than Paris. France is a great country, with lovely people. You wouldn't necessarily get that idea from Paris.

Ugh, that, and they don't curb their dogs. Come on, Paris! If you want tourists to enjoy your city and say that it's…

Paris has so many amazing things to see and do. I wish I could experience Paris without having to go to Paris, which is gross like you said.

Well, that's not the gif I intended to post, but I'm leaving it.

I read a criticism of the show that Kimmy too easily acclimated to life outside the bunker and wasn't affected by her captivity, and I was like, so, I guess you totally missed how she often wakes up screaming and has phobias she can't remember the root of? Beneath the bubblegum, there's definitely a dark streak, which…

I have been enjoying this show so much.

I'm with you. Languedoc is where it's at. Sigh, I wish I could go there now and eat foods and drink wines and....

Did you say anything when you saw these acts of bigotry?

is he part kangaroo?

I know all the haters are going to come out of the woodworks but whatever. I love the Kardashians. They're so entertaining and kinda remind me of my cousins.

That infertility media blitz did wonders for her career. The breast cancer after was just the delicious icing on the cake. I have no idea what she brings to the table, other than sympathy.

Christ, my cats regularly try to chew my fingers off as a sign of affection, and they're just house cats. I can't imagine how much cocaine is needed to think even one lion is a good idea.

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

I've always thought that crippling women to the extent they can't walk, let alone run, was an expression of male dominance.

I notice Iris isn't wearing the masochist hoof shoes...

Exactly what I was trying to fit into words. Those shoes look like she has effectively hobbled the models. The one in the two-piece outfit looked like she was concentrating so hard on not falling off the shoes because she might hurt herself terribly that I wanted to save her.
The shoes made the fashion look like it was…

I noticed that, too. These models are able to gracefully walk in ridiculous heels, so seeing them hobble down the runway was disturbing.

Right? If it's bad design when a runway model can't walk normally in a skirt how is it not bad design when a runway model can't walk normally in a pair of shoes?

Best (by which I mean worst) experience ever, I was maybe 16 or 17 and wanted a new eyeshadow. I forget what counter I went to but the woman basically did half of my face, full-on club makeup and then refused to do the other half unless I bought something. I really didn't want the $20+ eyeshadow she was pushing so I…

I thought the title was "How to dress, though" and I thought oh finally, this is what I need. Like really, just tell me how.