Erin woke up today & was like "Hm idk I should probably slay some popstars ass today"

I am not 'Hilary Clinton.' And please stop using something I wrote to promote your goddamn album.

Holding on to that parental support for dear life. Whatever works, I guess

Honestly I thought he would be a mani/pedi guy too.

I'm honestly surprised The Rock isn't a mani/pedi kind of guy. I could totally see him getting his nails done.

I read this article slowly and with relish ( not real relish, figurative relish). I have always wanted to know what the Vanderpump restaurants are like for the average diner. I feel like I died and went to heaven!

Yep!! Mean girls much?!

I don't know. Ever since Kyle's husband came out as the hot one on the RHoBH (and really, what is his competition?) - I no longer know if I think he's handsome because he is or because in comparison to the glow -in-the-dark-skeleton-cave-men most of the other women are married to/dating - he seems like a hot prince…

LOL! They can't spell! And, they're probably too cheap to hire someone to proofread.

My friend with whom I watch Vanderpump Rules and I think that Kristina's only interesting quality is that she is in almost depressingly unrequited love with Stassi.

Blind item gossip says Kim was forced to recant in order to keep Lisa R. happy and on the show for next season.

I have just never been able to jump on the BB's bandwagon. I don't know if it's the waxy texture it leaves on my lips or the honey flavor (I hate honey, so this is a personal hang up, admittedly), but no dice.

I have just never been able to jump on the BB's bandwagon. I don't know if it's the waxy texture it leaves on my…

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Gives me a horrible rash. Full of lanolin

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Gives me a horrible rash. Full of lanolin

Kyle signs up year after year to only play the crying victim.

Was she inexplicably telling Katie that her relationship with Stassi is over?

At first I thought the place was empty, but as Kyle fled they showed the back and it was full of normal Dutch folk! Also I feel like when they reviewed the plot points for that episode, they were like yo Kyle can you wear this cape? It will really heighten the scene.

Yes!! Thank you! I can't get over the fact that she SLAMMED a glass of wine on the table in public and no one is giving her more shit just because Kim is unhinged. Ugh, it's so gross.

Almost every piece of foliage touches the ceiling, which only serves to remind me that the ceiling is three feet above my head.

Kind of unrelated but: