Fly, little butterfly!

*plot twist i actually love grammar and crap. but my ineternet flow cant be contained or restricted. i need 2 b free

i mean i hate all that shit* but if i'm gunna send a complaint email i sure as shit am gunna be on point with my grammar

Stopped by to tell a quick story about Ke$ha because she has largely faded into irrelevance:

Ke$ha lived in Nashville for a while. I have a lot of fictive kin up there. One of my cousins was friends with this guy who dated Ke$ha (all of this is totally pre-fame so maybe like 2007ish). When they broke up she was…

Her hand got puffy from bitch-slapping so many haters.

Like I give a fuck...

Let's be clear. RBG gives no fucks whatsoever.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

Is the Quaker Oats Man's name Larry?

Yeah, everyone is a dude to me. Which is a verbal tic I really hate I have.

someone tell Jia!

HE IS THE QUAKER OATS MAN.

Growing up in California - everyone was "dude". Everyone.

When a very sparkly boy meets a very clumsy girl...

On my phone, without my glasses, that picture looks like some poor lady had an accident with Jujyfruits at her local movie theatre.

Sounds to me that Flea got it. For a man with a terrible name, he's smarter than most.

Is it... different than normal sex? Oh no, now I'm asking...

Occasionally my husband calls me dude. He usually does it when he's totally wrapped up in a story or when I say something completely off the wall. (Which happens a lot.) Anyway, I'm definitely a lady of the female-type persuasion and I think it's awesome when he calls me dude because it usually happens in the…

Given the experience she has, it sounds like she's the best person for the job. It's fantastic to see her be so successful. More often than not, anyone who doesn't conform to arbitrary non related conditions in their personal lives are professionally shackled despite obvious talent.