And the best part is, he would LOVE this!

If any man deserves to be a hologram, it is Liberace.

...face eater, facehugger, i can't stop laughing because i am a child.

You're not supposed to rest on a giant penis anyway. You're supposed to at LEAST bounce up and down. Yeesh.

face eaters are the worst. WHAT PART OF THIS IS PLEASURABLE?! It's like I'm being suffocated by jellyfish.

Kind of admire how she's going full Kardashian with this. Haters gonna hate. Kardashians gonna Kardashian.

Broba Fett.

Oh yay! Han Brolo is mansplaining poetic about the difference between dong names :)

She strikes me as someone who's been told she is brilliant her whole life, is over-educated—then didn't read a book since college.

I always dunk my fish in either olive oil or egg first.

Hahaha, that was great. I didn't even know weak tea was a thing. How does one properly use the expression "weak tea?" Clover, can you do a weekly article where you throw weak tea to celeb bullshit that deserves weak tea? In the same vein as Kara's Shade Court. Thanks. I need to learn how to... serve weak tea? throw…

Looks like the Emoji "100"- yes?

It's Real Time with Bill Maher without Bill Maher, which is what makes it so appealing.

If by sexist purity you mean they voted on a national level to not have alcohol in houses, then yes. Sexist purity.

Victorian Sex Ghost is the best description of Brand I've ever read.

and obnoxious Sun columnists. We have that too.

Brilliant, you made me laugh out loud.

Ha- the one time I have ever embarrassed my daughter (she says- must try harder) was the day I collected her from school in an anorak type garment- the sort of thing one might sport to gamely march up a small mountain in a drizzle. It was raining heavily, and my sister had left it at my house, so I put it on. It was…

Where the hell was that?!

No, I would have much preferred the exquisite feeling of indignation I would experience over not being served. I'd have stood in front of that counter for a week, tapping my foot, looking at the clock on my phone, seething. And then after FINALLY ordering and receiving my two hamburgers, plain, I'd set fire to the…