now they have the set of three injections in the arm. But twenty odd years ago I wasn't so lucky.

they are. I have had three sets of rabies shots ( the old school kind where they give them in the gut) because of monkeys.

this guy every second first year art student I ever met.

when I was 15 we went on vacation to Texas to visit friends, and went for dinner at that Medieval Nights place where they do the show and jousting and shit. During the meal I got pulled out of the crowd by this knight fellow and had to go sit up on this Diaz with the "king and queen" which was akward. But not as…

but come ooooonnnnn..... I've been married fooooreeeever. I'm tiiired.

this brings to mind the phrase

damn straight! Hustle girl.

if you have to wipe your face, or physically push away in order to stay alive— it's not a good kiss.

nah- I mean I would have to go through all the effort of tearing apart my marraige and all...but I'm sure he will find another woman willing to over look his many shortcoming who isn't already happily married.

if you sink your fish in coconut milk for a minute before you dredge it the flour will stick better. Plus it gives it gives the fish an interesting flavour hit, especially if you hit it with a spritz of lime after cooking.

I have not ever watched this show—

oh Bieber bieber bieber. It's okay baby- you don't need to get up on a stage and surround yourself with top class comedians to make a joke out of yourself. You just need to be

anytime somebody says they've seen Taken and taken 2 a few times you know something's fishy. Nobody watches those movies because they were just soooo awesome.

I can't wait to find out which way it plays out though, I tell you what—- this whole "how will Lena Dunham evolve into an adult human"is guaranteed to be Way more I teresting to watch than any season of Girls. I hope for her sake she is video-dairying. It's got Valerie Cherish vibes all over it.

in SE Asia. I grew up in Indonesia, but we traveled a lot, and my dad still lives in Thailand. Lots of people train monkeys to take your shit and things like fanny packs were a huge score because they latched in the back. easy pickings. They also train them to take your beer when you drink at outdoor bars and…

my children are frequently mortified. I will say that my closet looks a lot like 1995 crossed with one of those street stalls that sells t-shirts with wierd cartoon characters on it like Caspar the friendly ghost- or the pink panther. I am big on statement coats though like i have a Victorian cut courderoy over jacket…

oh fanny packs were ways lame. They weren't even all that convenient where I lived in the eighties and early ninties because people trained the monkies to steal them off you.

unfortunately I believe the poorly fitting and akwardly styled clothes are a purposeful choice. Having seen her naked multiple times now ( haven't we all?!) her body is really not that schubby. I mean she is on the pear shaped side and maybe a between a size 12-16 on the bottom but she is always buying urban…

when your five year old shoots your infant in the head with your revolver it's not getting a "sad deal"... I don't know how to adequately describe what the fuck it is.... But it's not that.

I think twerking was over the minute my seven year olds learned how to make their Minecraft characters do it.