this photo made me realize that if you have the upper body of The Rock you can actually pull off a fanny pack. it's like an artful balance of muscle and pouch.

She wasn't a tiny child incable of understanding the concept of not touching other people's genitals. she was seven. I have two seven year ds right now and they absolutely know what personal boundaries are. If one of them started touching or "inspecting" a baby's genitals or started bribing a smaller child for kisses…

it's funny because I can picture the exact look he must have had on his face. My golden retriever used to make the same expression Everytime he farted. It was a unique combination of guilt and suprise.

You actually can compare apples and oranges. They are both fruit.

I never took piano lessons, but I bought an old cheap stand up piano anyway, the fucker is not even in tune, and some days when I am all by myself and my kids are in school I jam. I close my eyes and go Tori Amos on that baby. I call it " free jazz". It still *mostly* sounds like music.

shakira probably remembered that she was going to get 1,000 creepy hand delivered, handcrafted baby booties crocheted from her fan's pet's fur and dyed in lovely shades of vermillion and puce so I see this as a fantastic way to channel the crazy desire to pummel her and her baby with LOVE

won't somebody think of Emma Willis!

Barbie has much better furnishing now a days than I remember. Clearly she has been sharing decorating tips with the Calico Critters.

oh no! Without glamour models the only people they will be able to book on celebrity big brother UK will REALLY be Americans.

I am in legitimate love with everything she has on. I would probably live in that coat for a week without taking it off. My children would hide their heads with embarrassment after the third day I dropped them off at school in it with my pyjama underneath, but to be fair they might think it an upgrade from this…

both these people sound like assholes and I don't care about either of them.

you are welcome! And thankyou for —doing your work— because I'll be honest and admit that I am not technologically savvy enough understand the variables within your trade.

I am a horrible singer. Literally tone deaf. I used to try to sing my babies lullabies to put them to sleep and they would reach up with their little hands and cover my mouth and solemly whisper " no more mommy, no more.."

I am a mixed media painter. But commercially I also work as a muralist. I used to teach, but I gave it up when I had my kids because I like the freedom of being able to choose what and when I put my time into something outside of them.

I am an artist. I make art for a living. I would never for one second use the fact that I am an artist as an excuse to act in a way which made me look so ridiculous and unsaavy. That's a cop out.

yeah- there's not very many people I see in these kinds of documentaries who I genuinely feel are being their authentic self. Minaj, like Kanye, always feels like she is being true. She may be out there sometimes and make you shake your head but you know she didn't have a team scripting that shit.

I would like anti-gay groups to recuse themselves from the world in general. Do I get a say?

my kids don't usually want birthday parties. My older son usually asks to go camping or to the movies instead of having a party, and my twins have asked to take a trip to their nana and papa's house in another city for their next birthday rather than waste the weekend on friends they see everyday. The last birthday…

isn't that the truth...

it's covered in sugar dust this time of year. The gumdrop mountains make for wicked fun. We still mourn King Candy ( RIP) but he did bring humour to the masses and my first Candy crush was a guy who smelled like cinnamon and patchouli