The best moment of the Oscars was John Mulaney recapping Field of Dreams. Is that even in dispute?

Sure but using the word “snubbed” gets clicks.

Sure, there were snubs (Lily Gladstone)

She’s not a bitch for this.

This movie giving off serious Latrine Gun Kelly vibes.

Uh, Brandon Lee. Jason Lee is different guy and very much alive.

It can rain all the time, as it turns out.

In this version he dies after getting ripped on bath salts and chasing an iguana into a canal, where he gets chewed up by a boat propeller.

The best thing about The Crow was the soundtrack album.

Naw lookit ere ya wee bawbag

“Writer”

I've been to Scotland several times and I can tell you there is a lot of overlap between "AI created gibberish" and "Scottish people talking."

Appearing on The A.V.Club can help you . . . um . . . yeah . . . I got nothing here. Has Mike Vago done anything recently?

Well, yes, of course, but you’re supposed to respond with, “Oh, not in Hamburg, no, it’s a Bavarian expression”

The parodies never really manage to capture a fraction of his wit and weirdness. At least we’re spared someone totally fucking up the accent here

Saying he described the movie as “sheer hell” is disingenuous clickbait bullshit, and you would know better if you listened carefully. He was clearly describing the world of Barbie and the audience’s ability to experience it, not describing the quality of the film.

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I’m back to thinking he’s cool after reading this herb ass post!

NOTHING will ever make me appreciate Chuck Lorre. He's a hack.

 You're really desperate to find something to complain about, aren't you?