I once fell asleep with my face in a pizza. Does that count?

BO IS IN THE HOUSE!

If I’m being honest, I’d say you look more like King Kong Bundy the Christian Day Camp Counselor Who Also Writes Noir-Themed Golden Girls Fanfic, but I thought saying so would make me look provincial...

You noticed the family resemblance?

Yeah, imagine if the left put all that energy of framing this guy into doing actual work; we’d have universal healthcare, fair gun control, and constitutionally-protected reproductive rights for women, for a start.

Yeah. Maybe they can call it something cool and modern, like Meta

I’d like to speak to the Manager of the Progressive Elite Left, please.

Squeezer to the dome?

guess you answered my question

I think Connor might be my favorite character, in a close battle with Tom. I have become convinced that prior to the events of the show Connor was the golden child, the one Logan wanted to take over, but Connor (probably due to his mother) turned out to be kind hearted and sensitive as we see in the sweet memory of…

It’s also possible that they named him Perd so they could eventually give him a show callled Ya Heard with Perd. 

Most likely most kids have heard about the show by word of mouth and haven’t actually seen it— and they heard about it in the first place from older siblings trying to scare them— and just the thrill of something so violent yet ostensibly about games they understand existing is enough for ALL the kids to be talking…

through; through big panes of glass.

Great.  What are the kids supposed to do if they can’t jump on big panes of glass?

THAT'S not what archaic means!

I haven’t seen it yet so I just assumed the squid wins.

and the documentary makers either bought that incredibly stupid and self-serving lie hook, line, and sinker, or cynically thought their audience would (which to be fair many did).

The moon and stars were in perfect alignment for me to watch and enjoy Tiger King when I did. It’s like getting dumped or fired from you job so you go out to get ugly drunk and end up having a sloppy one-night stand with someone you ordinarily wouldn’t talk to. At the end of the day everyone had fun and there are no…

For now on, I’m just going to visualize every troll as Colin Robinson.