And here we go. Spielberg is sitting down in the director’s chair and we’re firmly entering the era of the culture-swallowing blockbuster.

Jean Doumanian. It worked before, right? 

I’d buy he is a fan of Neil Young more then him saying his favorite book is The Bible.   Mostly because I am pretty sure his favorite book is TV

Neil Young. Don’t know him. Never met him. Everyone says he doesn’t like Alabama. Treats Alabama very badly. I wrote most of his songs. I went on stage once and everyone said, ‘Sir? You could be a star.’

I think my joking Shawn of the Dead reference is overshadowing my sincere Thing praise.

I would be interested in seeing this if it were a real dog and a CGI Harrison Ford.

Oh, I think I see what you’re getting at.
Okay, okay:
I will ALWAYS not NOT read these articles.

I worked for the store that Meg Ryan’s was based off of for a year and a half (she literally worked at the store for a week to get into character before my time). I know this because my boss brought it up every single day for a year and a half.

Idea for a sequel: Kathleen is living with Joe, who escaped with a golden parachute after Fox Books collapsed in bankruptcy. Said money finances her revived book/whimsical artisanal baked good shop, and all seems good...until a mysterious bald man who created a massive online retailer walks in and shakes up her…

Only thing worth noting was that she didn’t sit out the first challenge. There were multiple rounds not shown for time and Sandra competed in one of them. Which makes me pine for some kind of “extended edition” for this season a la Lord of the Rings :)

Michael Scott was plucky and looking for friendship and also kinda annoying but his actions were that of a selfish prick

Because sometimes these sort of movies might actually be good for people seeking something more than babysitting. E.g. The Lego Movie sounded dumb on paper, but when I read multiple good reviews, I made sure to see it. Conversely, The Emoji Movie got terrible reviews and I did not spend my time on it. Detective…

this is my favorite kind of review because it really brings out the ‘hey don’t be mean to the movie!’ crowd. your emotional reaction to this review will be stronger than any you get from the movie! 

It’s February, there’s just a lot of mediocre movies out is all.

“They’ve made over Sonic’s personality, too, in so much as the rodent in the running shoes ever had one.”

They could change sonic’s horrifying face, but the real horror was inside the movie all along!

A look inside Biden’s mind at that moment.

It’s a winning strategy in my book. I’ve voted for Don Rickles in every election since ‘92. 

Yeah, something feels off. My favorite part of the show was the doodle stuff, Larry’s doodle truly sucks (as Leon tells him), but it’s bullshit that he’s being judged against people who created watercolors and other nonsense. Both sides are wrong, neither can escape, everyone’s pissed -- great Curb.