Aaron Aaronson?

The eternal question with respect to this column.

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Where do you live that it is 80 degrees at Christmas? Somewhere exotic like Alabama? 

Respectfully disagree.

Lying about the potato salad is the most suburban thing ever.

DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN IN THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID GRATUITOUS MARGOT DIALOGUE?

Doesn’t look like anyone’s biting, Hughes.

Good grief.  When Bran said “Why do you think I came all this way”, he wasn’t saying he had foreseen being king.  He was attempting to make a joke.

Congratulations to Former Deadspin Commenter Jon Hamm.

I prefer not to be dealt under tons of rubble!

Fucking hell. I used that exact same excuse, and my wife was all, “Oh, really? You played on the 2004 Olympic men’s basketball team?” and I was all, “You don’t remember that?” and she was like, “no, where’s you medal?” and I was like, “You think I’m bring a fucking Bronze medal home from Sydney,” and she said, “The…

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

It’s mercy, really.

I appreciate that the NHL is desperate for narratives to sell this cavalcade of mediocrity but I feel like trying to make absolutely everyone the new Ray Bourque makes nobody the new Ray Bourque.

A sequel? I was hoping for Das Reboot.

Their defense was phenomenal in the first 3 quarters.

if only there were a music style based on always having bad things happen to you, they might be able to express their pain