Susan is a free woman, unleashed from the needs of syntax, punctuation, or the stricture of making a sentence less that 80-100 words. Also seriously lacking a sense of humor or ability to laugh at herself.

My guess is that whoever she is, she wears a flight-suit while at the computer, thinks that Jesus spoke English, and suffers from frontal lobe damage brought on by an unfortunate armadillo-meets-second amendment-related ricochet.

Run on, little sentence! Run wild and free and on and on and on.....

She’d better watch out: Dave’s from Minnesota, even our dentists kill lions.

Reading this is as close as I’d like to get to simulating a stroke.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

This team has played almost 50 NFL seasons without winning a single title. That is hard to do.

They must have thought the new stadium was going to be built in Portland.