And then, as if they read the Rivers part, they gave him an extension that paid him a ton more money, as if to say “We want this to carry over to 2016 as well!”

Worse, this has now made me look at my own writing and realize that this dreck is somehow better than anything I’ve ever written.

10. You are so far removed from understanding who JJ Watt is it’s like you are a small baby eating gerber style frank and beans trying to understand how to be a better writer.

Having moved to Minnesota, that’s the reason I stay a Bears fan as well. As soon as I left town the White Sox won the 2005 series and the Blackhawks became a dynasty. If they won the Super Bowl I’d probably stop watching sports.