There’s a Guaranteed Rate that idiots will run on the field at a baseball game.

There was a brief argument over which game to play in the locker room, but obviously Cooler Heads prevailed.

You might say Ready wasn’t...

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Any statement that starts with “suffice to say as it pertains to” is going to be filled end to end with bullshit justifications and excuses.

Yours seems a bullshit interpretation.

The full transcript talks about trying to hold institutions accountable, including outside the Athletic departments.

Your highlighted part is the guy saying that it is unlikely that these instances will never go away completely.

If you are looking for his bullshit, highlight the…

Those dang kids!! With their loud music!! The long hair!! The raping!!

Jones will have a formal hearing with NSAC sometime in October or November.

I always wonder this about rape too. Like I want my partner to show some enthusiasm and to rape somebody they’ve generally got to be either incapacitated which is decidedly not enthusiastic or they’re trying to fight you off which isn’t really the type of enthusiasm you’re shooting for.

God’s plan.

Lewis “engage[d] in sexual battery with an 18-year-old female...with the knowledge that the victim was mentally incapacitated, and/or physically helpless from the use of drugs and/or alcohol.”

I’ll never understand this. The hottest thing in the world is consent from a sober individual. Ignoring how morally wrong it…

When asked for comment, his father said : ‘WE MUST PROTECT THIS LOUSE!’

It’s a shame, really; he comes from such a good family.

If South Carolina had a Bathroom Bill this never would have happened...

Hey, you know what they say...

Looks like it’s time to obstruct some justice again!

It’s almost as if he was raised thinking you could get away with murder...

having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.

Goose Gossage: “In my day we kept the japs in internment camps and the Cubans on their commie island where they can all lollygag around, smiling and pretend to play real baseball. We throw good old fashion fastballs here in america. None of this fruity off speed stuff. And if you think otherwise or you’re a minority…