This headline should read “Cops charged in brutal beating of unarmed man”
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Good first step.
Without Prejudice= If you sue us for that really shitty thing we did, we’ll reinstate the charges.
Just further proof the world is descending into Onion article territory. The minute I read that I immediately thought of “Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Rape Conviction”
Did anyone else throw up in his/her mouth a little that the court gave him a round of applause?
He got a round of applause in the courtroom, despite his guilty plea of molesting his niece?
The judge addressed Luke: “I want to tell you how proud I am of you for completing the program so fast, and it’s very impressive that you’re ready to go to college. … it sounds like things are going well for you, and we expect great things. … congratulations. You deserve a big round of applause.”
Ultimately the people around me know who I am. That is what matters.
they’re really, really into church
Listen, I don’t have to ask for a dissertation of your intentions if you lift up my dress, pull down my pants, or otherwise grab or attempt to touch me in the area of my genitals or my breasts. Your intentions are not my problem, but your hands touching me without my consent are. Take the stabbing and think twice next…
Please do yourself a favor and shut up.
That’s a tough call to make on the spot. How does one tell if the attempted disrobing is a prelude to more serious assault or if the embarrassment is an end in itself?
And every boy in the room learned this is a possible response and will think four times before the next time he tries this.
St. Louis has stockpiled too many outfielders for years and stunted the development of Pham, Grichuk, Piscotty and others. Grichuk was weirdly ping-ponged from the majors to the minors a number of times before they gave up on him. And actually, they’ve done it to infielders, too. Matt Carpenter never knows what his…
It’s been a rough couple of weeks on the personal front...but he’s doing ok..just going through the legal mumbo jumbo..etc...Also..I’m more in the background editing & managing the news...than writing my own stuff nowadays..but sometimes the mood hits :).
Quinoa then.
I have no idea, but the peas look over-cooked, the bits of egg in the mayonnaise look under-cooked, and placing salmon roe on half a hard-boiled egg on top on this monstrosity is suspect as fuck to me.
I’m gonna need couscous to not be on this list. It originates from the Motherland.