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This headline should read “Cops charged in brutal beating of unarmed man”

Good first step.

Without Prejudice= If you sue us for that really shitty thing we did, we’ll reinstate the charges.

Just further proof the world is descending into Onion article territory. The minute I read that I immediately thought of “Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Rape Conviction”

Did anyone else throw up in his/her mouth a little that the court gave him a round of applause?

He got a round of applause in the courtroom, despite his guilty plea of molesting his niece?

The judge addressed Luke: “I want to tell you how proud I am of you for completing the program so fast, and it’s very impressive that you’re ready to go to college. … it sounds like things are going well for you, and we expect great things. … congratulations. You deserve a big round of applause.”

Ultimately the people around me know who I am. That is what matters.

they’re really, really into church

Listen, I don’t have to ask for a dissertation of your intentions if you lift up my dress, pull down my pants, or otherwise grab or attempt to touch me in the area of my genitals or my breasts. Your intentions are not my problem, but your hands touching me without my consent are. Take the stabbing and think twice next

Please do yourself a favor and shut up.

That’s a tough call to make on the spot. How does one tell if the attempted disrobing is a prelude to more serious assault or if the embarrassment is an end in itself?

And every boy in the room learned this is a possible response and will think four times before the next time he tries this.

St. Louis has stockpiled too many outfielders for years and stunted the development of Pham, Grichuk, Piscotty and others. Grichuk was weirdly ping-ponged from the majors to the minors a number of times before they gave up on him. And actually, they’ve done it to infielders, too. Matt Carpenter never knows what his

You are a thousand percent correct in that the wins for Shape of Water and Get Out were perfectly calibrated by the Academy to celebrate both, and nothing at the same time. Sending a message, without really sending one at all. Peele and del Toro become all the more celebrated, without us having to further examine the

Any given year’s best picture almost never wins Best Picture.

Speaking as an actual Hindu, I thought the inclusion of Hanuman was rad. I also thought I was cool that the Jabari were vegetarians, since Hanuman is vegetarian.

I’m Hindu, and it felt really good hearing that name in the movie (in a MCU movie of all places)

It’s been a rough couple of weeks on the personal front...but he’s doing ok..just going through the legal mumbo jumbo..etc...Also..I’m more in the background editing & managing the news...than writing my own stuff nowadays..but sometimes the mood hits :).

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