You................sound like...............a.................very...............................miserable...........................human......................being.

I’m Pretty sure that's what Satan would say... 😈

So your arbiter of which animals deserve to live is based on their usefulness to humans? Hey, your grandma has outlived her usefulness, let’s add her to this list, ok?

If we’re talking about purposefully ending a species, can we please start with mosquitos? The ones you mentioned don’t actually /actively/ harm humans, and can be cute sometimes.

Satan is actually super cool with nature. This dude is just your run-of-the-mill twat

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

“Why Your Team Sucks: Donald Trump 2016” is a perfectly good use of his time.

But if he says it is because of the extra year he is breaking the rule. he is not allowed to talk about that even if he knows you know that I know that he knows he is lying.

Getting trapped under a gas truck, thats the worst. I have this cousin...well, I *had* this cousin....

Dying by fire ants. That's the worst.

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

In these hyper politically correct times, I hope Noah doesn’t have to apologize to cat lovers.

Still in line waiting to pee.

Still don’t have a problem.

Well, if that’s you in your profile photo then I would just shut up for eternity.

One has nothing to do with the other. The poor execution of the renovation doesn’t make it any less necessary.

"We have been getting our tickets stamped and leaving the stadium to piss across the street. That’s takes 5 minutes compared to waiting 45 minutes for the bathroom."

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, sh... hey, where'd you go!?!