You know, this has always rubbed me the wrong way because I assumed it was coming from her parents forcing her into it, but watching her speak makes me think she actually has a lot more control. She knows her market cold and speaks about it in a way that shows she’s engaged with her business. Get yours, crazy-eyed…

My brow waxer asked me to send my mom a thank you note for my eyebrows- she sees so many women from late 20s to 40 with zero brow from the awful tends of our childhood. Strict parenting may have made me a childhood Sam Eagle, but it did save my brows.

I really do think I would have less sympathy if she hadn’t expressed before this all came out that she didn’t want to go to college in the first place. But it seems she was pushed into it by overbearing parents and is now suffering the loss of the career she actually wanted. Privilege or not, that sucks on a human…

Me and my thick thighs are here for this. The Jockey shorts I wear under every skirt and dress feel threatened. (PS can highly endorse- I buy them on amazon and they’re just thin, stretchy, non-constricting shorts for my chub with no spanx effect).

Brb writing a romance novel about two strangers who take this job together. They bicker, and then they fall in love.

I know someone who claims to be an empath, and is of course one of the world’s most wretchedly annoying humans. He claims it physically hurts him when someone is being “fake” and randomly confronts people regarding this. 

I love these and will continue to, but how did something as badly written as Family Forever make it through?


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It’s always so good to remember how lucky we who have easy access to reproductive health care have it. The last time I needed the morning after pill I picked it up off the shelf at target and bought it at self check out. The fact that it’s not that easy for all women enrages me. that’s putting aside the intense rage…

He is a Mr. Potatohead and no one will ever convince me differently. 

This is so real and is my constant nightmare. Dating is scary. Underrated story. I hope you blocked him right away and he doesn’t know where you live. 

Yeah, I have child hands and get by fine with the X and a popsocket so I can hold it from the center. I’ll deal for the bigger screen. 

Tieks are indeed comfy, but mine fell apart way quicker than they should be allowed to considering the price. Can confirm Rothys are totally worth the money though.

It also shows how very little Ted Cruz knows or cares about Texas culture. El Paso is such a Spanglish town, it doesn’t matter what color you are. Most of my white friends from there have a Hispanic sounding nickname if it’s at all possible to derive from their name. 

That’s just El Paso, bro. Hate to break it to you. My friend Caroline, white as paper, grew up as Caro there. Rolled R and everything. This is a non-story. 

Fenty Stunna is always the right choice. It’s the only makeup item I’ve bought that’s truly, truly worth all the hype surrounding it. 

Fenty Stunna is always the right choice. It’s the only makeup item I’ve bought that’s truly, truly worth all the…

They may have cut it in later publications, but that’s definitely in the versions I still have from the 90s. These Happy Golden Years, I believe, at one of the church events in the “whirl of gaiety” chaper.

I would say read them, take the teachable moments, and pair them with books about native american kids in the same region and era for a different perspective. 

Trinis- we everywhere in secret :)

I’m too old to know who these guys are, but I’m all for boy bands demonstrating to young impressionable fans that there should be consequences for this kind of behavior.

I’m also obsessed with how Tan takes them places they can afford and go back to. Bonobos? Thrift Store? TAN MAKES IT WORK. <3