Forget it, he’s rolling.

or you can just add a vent, like 2 meters wide straight to the reactor system... wait a minute

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

I moved to CHI from Detroit in summer 09...in October/November I couldn’t get a bar to flip on ANY hockey, even if it was the Blackhawks, no TVs at all...come May 2010 though, every bar was the home of the blackhawks..hate those people.

I wonder if he got chewed out, in the end. My guess is that his higher-ups aren’t exactly pleased that he created a viral video of himself laughing as the military poured money down the drain. I don’t blame him, at all, but I could see the military taking issue.

Totally unfair. A poli sci degree is a great path to six figures of law school debt.

I’ve got two (and a half)

It’s been done.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

[Two wrote the same thing about an Indian chief, each with a themoreyouknow tag. After hearing coral arguments, the judge ruled I had to remove mine.]

Tatoosh is a Native American name from the Makah people of Washington State. There was a Makah Chief named Tatoosh in the late 1700's, there is also a Tatoosh (named for the Chief) Island off Cape Flattery (NW Tip of the Olympic Peninsula) in the Pacific Ocean.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Don’t forget that time Doug Masters and Chappy Sinclair brought an entire Middle Eastern dictatorship to its knees and assassinated its leader with just two of them. That alone puts it in the pantheon.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

“Wait, you can do that?”—Rob Chudzinski