Good point.

I’m in favor of disabling Cooper Vanes.

<The other option would be for the airline to provided filtered air solutions.>

< Just asking, because it seems like you aren’t interested in making this a short term problem, but instead want to make it a forever war.>

The question is how much they were obeyed. The records from German U-Boats indicate that the answer is “not much.”

I had a dealer try to upsell me. With a straight face, I responded that I preferred a 78% blend. He told me they couldn’t do that.

<The last on the list for a cool $499 are nitrous-filled tires>

<I’m definitely going to need citations on the “Costing thousands of lives” part there>

Whoops, we found the guy who bought a Javelin. 

I’m in Chicago, and I have one of those raclette/granite cooktops.

Especially when you slow down and then gun it. I don’t think that happens unintentionally.

I bought - and three days later sold - a Lada Nova at a hostel in Germany. I did recommend it as “somewhat better than walking.”

<That would then make Jalopnik’s initial interpretation of the crash as intentional incorrect>

<It is kind of like flappy paddles vs stick. The paddles faster, but are they more engaging? No.>

I have to admit that fugu was a big disappointment (I had bogeo-gui in Korea). Honestly, it tasted vague perch-like, and the tingle was not that big of a deal.

Nah, that would involve drinking the fluid.

Heathers references need more stars.

Oh, I’m sure my GSD would love this.

The Q thing is as annoying as pluralizing with a Z.

I remember when my kid drew his first car, too.