Oh goddammit. I had assumed the layout wouldn’t change to full on Kinja, but I was wrong.

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

Yeah, both the Aero theater and Cinefamily will do the occasional cartoons on the big screen. Cinefamily has done a few 16mm to 35mm screenings of old WB cartoons too. I mean, if you're in LA.

Can we talk about the peak of animated physical gags in "Rock-A-Bye Bear?"

It's nice to see that all twenty people who saw and appreciated Pootie Tang are out in force on this one.

You more of a solemn silence, only interrupted by the sounds of slapping flesh kind of guy?

I do you one better on the erection challenge. I once had a girlfriend who would just start giggling in the middle of the act. Could be working on foreplay, could be mid-stroke, but she'd just start giggling. It was always because of some bullshit she saw on 4chan earlier in the day, which she only then, at that very…

Wax on, wax off.

I'm doing my best to remember the exact details, but I once had a girlfriend very directly tell me she "couldn't get off to that." I'm PRETTY sure it wasn't Looney Tunes that just happened to be on the TV. I mean, I'm 99% sure it was something on the TV that was the problem, where she preferred her Dave Mathews, Death…

Side note: as much as people like to bitch about those who have “mains” when it comes to Hanzo or Widow, few complained about Hog mains. Because he was fucking overpowered and useful in damn near any situation. The upside is that they have to be more than one-trick ponies with that one-shot hook bullshit.

I mean, once you write "Bombs Over Baghdad," there's not really much left to do.

Yeah, no joke. I mean, I know it's sometimes hard to figure out what to do with characters after their plot purpose is served, but c'mon. Also, the whole "that'll cause a diplomatic accident" before killing the king or the black Murderbot 9000 squad that was a walking Chehkov's Gun. PROGRAMMED THEM HIMSELF, DID HE?…

I think Valerian falls into a new sub-genre of "Scooby Doo plots in space." Clive Owen basically yelled "and I would have gotten away with it, etc" at the end.

Yeah, see, that's my actual problem with that death on panel and camera. I appreciated the character a lot more on the show, but either way, it was gratuitous and generally handled poorly.

What it's it's a widespread case of schizophrenia and the "living" in this world are actually hallucinating other humans to be undead monsters? Civilization as a whole didn't actually fall, and these people have been sequestering themselves in remote areas and killing anyone who comes near them.

[citation needed]

The problem there is that there is almost no answer that would be satisfactory, and he'd be smart to keep up the argument that it actually doesn't really matter. We find out someone fucked a monkey and caused the virus and…?

Well yeah, it's just that, usually, nobody gives a shit.

I was going to [citation needed] the "cool stuff I wanted to do," but that's just me not really enjoying the comics and being burnt out on the show.

I checked out of the comic after All Out War fizzled out. I was legitimately only reading it to stay ahead of the show, and I have to say, as shoddy as the show can be, it does a better job at making me give a shit about the characters. Of course, I've also checked out of the show, on account of the terminal case of…