I was going to [citation needed] the "cool stuff I wanted to do," but that's just me not really enjoying the comics and being burnt out on the show.

I checked out of the comic after All Out War fizzled out. I was legitimately only reading it to stay ahead of the show, and I have to say, as shoddy as the show can be, it does a better job at making me give a shit about the characters. Of course, I've also checked out of the show, on account of the terminal case of…

Go home, internet, you are drunk.

All I know is, the last time I heard about Saw, the words "chainsaw brain surgery" were strung together.

It’s always fascinating to read some of the details of how the admins were caught. Using a Hotmail associated with his real name was a truly amateur move.

I mean, outside of the off chance you'll be melted by toxic sludge after being hunted down by that cop you brutally dismembered, it's not so bad.

Yeah, I hear the magic happens at 16 in Michigan.

I mean, "how old we talkin'" isn't the ideal response. Something more like "yeah, as long as they're legal" would have done just fine.

That's some real comment-name synergy right there.

Does anyone say some form of "this/war isn't a game?"

Am I the only one who feels completely misled by the trailer for this one? I caught it before one of the recent movies I saw and it came across as a much, much more subdued story about ferrying wounded soldiers. Which is fine, but not something I desperately need to see on the big screen.

My experience growing up in Oklahoma and Texas is that you don’t want to be pulled over in the vast expanses between “real” cities. Those good old boy cops are the worst.

I’ll star you because I know that’s true, but speaking from the experience of being pulled over out there, it was a less than pleasant experience as a black guy.

I’d sooner take my chances there than drive through West Texas as a minority.

Snake Park was pretty bad, honestly. This is as someone who won 90+% of Ranked matches on that map. You could easily deny people their own platform, and playing as a heavy like Mechanica on the platform gave you the maneuverability of a much lighter character. Plus the platform could be used to block/deny rushes and…

To be fair, I’ve wrecked a lot of Ranked players for their transparent strategies, so I’d call it a good thing. The AI does seem to be a lot more dynamic in execution at higher levels though. If you learn to play the same way, you’ll be fine. I had only a little trouble with volleyball and Headlok doing my first Level…

They're making a comeback thanks to people like her! Eminem was planning to re-release something on cassette recently. It's a crazy world out there.

I had a very cute, goth-type at a local theater go on and on about how cassettes were the absolute best medium, because in an apocalypse, you'd always be able to find something to play them. I just went ahead and let that slide, despite the whole "magnetic heads and power source requirement" arguments I could have…

I'm waiting for someone to inevitably come argue about how not everything needs to meet the WB standard or whatever.

Personally, I'm glad he's leaving Silicon Valley. He's clearly had little to nothing to do on the show for a while, and I've never found his aggressive assholery funny. It doesn't help that it doesn't really feel like he's playing much of a character on SV. Side note, Thomas Middleditch isn't branching very far out…